It’s time to get into some holiday fun!
And what’s more fun than creating your very own naughty and nice list?I’ve taken on the role of Santa, folks.
Only rather than being somewhat lenient, I’m giving the full punishment.
H e r e we go…
Naughty- T e a c h e r s who won’t round your grade up when it’s at the brink, d e s p i t e the fact you have worked your behind off all year, they’re still going to give you that stupid 89.9 and count it as a B+.
Punishment? We’re going to take a trip back in time. And make it so you never graduate high school. You have to say there forever! Mwahaha.
Nice-TEACHERS THAT SET A CURVE ON THE ENTIRE CLASS!
Naughty-People that have attitudes. Everyone has an attitude. Other than myself of course.
Naughty-The junior drivers in Seaholm’s parking lot-I think that’s pretty self-explanatory. Roll up at 7:30 in the morning going 50 miles per hour and blasting Big Sean is mindless behavior.
Naughty-The Freshmen. Rather than stating a punishment, I think that simply being a freshman in itself is enough.
Naughty-Graduated individuals that like to think they are still part of the Seaholm community. They return to pick certain individuals up at lunch and visit during school hours when they should be enjoying their own college experience.
Naughty-Despite the popularity of The Brothers of 2012 in the senior class, these individuals were not exactly favored during Walk Slow Wednesdays and Field Day. Sorry guys! You have to be good 99.9 percent of the time to be on the nice list!
Nice-Elenora. She’s perfect. Duh.
Nice-The Sophomores because they were our allies in Field Day. And they’re neutral. Like Switzerland.
Naughty-The construction workers who took FOREVER to finish Lincoln, which resulted in an even more chaotic student parking lot. Students were bumper to bumper and parents were somehow granting themselves permission to take up our spots. Not okay. It’s obvious why these individuals are on the naughty list.
Nice- The people who installed the Promethean Boards. Twenty first century learning, yay! Unless you have the type of twenty first century class where you have to teach yourself, then nay.
Nice-The janitors. They clean up the school.
Naughty-People who cheat! No, no, no-that’s not that way to learn! No respect, yo.
Naughty-The entire event of Field Day in itself. If we travel back to a few articles ago, everyone will understand the reasoning behind this one.
Naughty-The smell of the G- hall. If any area within the building/venue were to be on this list, it would without a doubt be the G- hall. Not only because it mainly belongs to the Freshmen, but because it smells like a combination of syrup, chicken shack, and body odor. Disgusting.
All right guys, now you have a little taste of who’s on my naughty and nice list for this Christmas Season.
Happy holidays everybody!
